Hello,

You have been added to the waitlist of whatever link directed you here. Even though I am a lowly webpage, only accessible by external links, I have fulfilled my core task. Making sure The Understory Bard knows you are interested in eventually purchasing something he is talking about creating.

Do not fret. This simple but elegant way of creating a waitlist works amazingly.

You will be notified when the time is right.

I promise.

You can trust an anthropomorphized web page.

Signed,

The Understory Bard Waitlist Webpage

PS - I like Narwhals.